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~ Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians.

~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne. 

~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.

~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers. 

~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue. 

~Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

~The Resurrection Stone is now buried in the Forbidden Forest after being pressed into the ground by a centaur’s hoof.

~ Voldemort’s curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted.

~Viktor Krum fell in love with a woman back home in Bulgaria.

~The Death Eater’s Dark Marks eventually faded to look like a scar. It will no longer burn or hurt.

~ The Quibbler is back to publishing articles about the lunatic fringe & is appreciated for its unintentional humour.

~Members of the DA still have their coins, as they are like badges of honor. 

~Neville Longbottom worked as an Auror before moving on as the Herbology professor at Hogwarts.

~The remaining Death Eaters were killed or imprisoned in Azkaban for their crimes, with the exception of the Malfoys.

~Luna Lovegood married the grandson of the Newt Scamander, author of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’ 

~Firenze survived his wounds and was welcomed back into the Centaur herd.

 ~Harry will never become Headmaster of Hogwarts since an academic career just isn’t him.

~Hagrid was still working at Hogwarts by 2017, at 88 years old.

~Draco Malfoy really cares about his son, Scorpius Malfoy. He is growing him up to be a better person than he was.

~Centaurs realized that “pro-human leanings were not shameful.

~Draco and Harry never became friends, but they did come to understand and appreciate each other better.

~Hermione tells Scrimgeour that she is not planning to embark on a career in Magical Law. Ironically, that’s where she ends up.

~After his death, Voldemort is forced to exist in the stunted infant-like form that Harry sees in the King’s Cross-like Limbo.

~Harry would  take his family to visit Dudley’s when they were in the neighbourhood (occasions dreaded by James, Albus and Lily).

~Aberforth is still at the Hog’s Head “playing with his goats”.

~The number of Dementors have been greatly diminished because despair and degradation have been lessened in the world.

~Arthur Weasley fixed Sirius’ motorbike and gave it to Harry.

~Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the school for witchcraft and wizardry is led by an entirely new headmaster (“McGonagall was really getting on a bit”) as well as a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. That position is now as safe as the other teaching posts at Hogwarts, since Voldemort’s death broke the jinx that kept a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor from remaining for more than a year.

~Hagrid never married, although he had a relationship with a giantess.

~Kingsley Shacklebolt became the Minister of Magic after the Second Wizarding War.

~Harry will not train to be an animagus; his “energies are going to be concentrated elsewhere and he’s not going to have time to do that.

~Audrey Weasley is wife of Percy Weasley, and they both  have 2 daughters, Molly and Lucy.

~In the aftermath of the war, the Order was disbanded once and for all.

~Luna has twin boys named Lorcan and Lysander with Rolf Scamander.and apparently  travels the world, looking for mad creatures.

~Hermione advanced the rights of magical creatures & eradicated the old pro-pure-blood laws in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

~The head of the Auror Office as of 2007 is Harry Potter.

~Lavender Brown was attacked by Fenrir Greyback. Hermione saved her but she was already injured. What happened to her later on was never really told.

~Neville Longbottom’s students were impressed when he showed them his Dumbledore’s Army’s Coin.

~Harry, Ron and Neville didn’t return to Hogwarts for their 7th year. They went straight to get training as aurors and Neville went to work as an auror before becoming a Professor.

~Harry sometimes visits Hogwarts to give talks on DADA.

~Hermione is James’ godmother.

~Hermione Granger was the only member of the trio who returned to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year.

~Ron worked with George in WWW for some time and then became an Auror.

~Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies and become the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

~After the war, Hermione found her parents in Australia and restored their memories.

Sorry Guys 

In Florida for the week and don’t have internet :/ in the apple store to post this xD

My wrists are too small and im upset

We should all move to canada, canada is wondereful and filled with fluffy wonderful people. They also have chocolate. They are the switzerland of america and we should hug them

lol guys  i think i should go to the bed and be with it. xD

Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask: 

• Aurora: Story of your first kiss
• Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
• Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
• Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
• Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
• Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
• Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
• Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
• Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
• Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
• Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
• Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
• Boo: A childhood hero.
• Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
• Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
• Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
• Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
• Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
• Nemo: Your bravest moment.
• Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
• Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
• Alice: Done drugs?
• Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
•  PLEASE.

Currently photo-oping with the turtleeessss to answer these asks

You guys know if u ask me things anon i answer in turtle pics, you know that’s a thing, right?

"In case you wanted another ask box of mine to fill up :D (turtle requests are allowed and in fact encouraged)"  - ask.fm/PostRogue